Twilight Sparkle vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie Mic the Microphone (Ft. Lauren Goodnight & The Living Tombstone)

[Verse 1: Trixie]
They call me Trixie!
The master bitch of all magic spells!
You say your name is Twilight Sparkle?
That don't ring any bells!
I've slayed an Ursa Major!
All your feats are just minor!
I'll take you back to school, Twi
And show you who's the best rhymer
I've got crowds from everywhere
They come to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying!
I'm dropping gods, it's tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent foal
I'll make you stagger!
By the way, your horn looks kinda limp
Go and take some Viagra!
And while you're at it
Just put the books down, you freaking nerd!
You'd have to read to know how to breathe
You're fucking that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you!
Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass
Cause if you keep coming
Then Trixie will come beat your ass!