Calling Her a Crab UTFO

[Intro]
Hey, stupid!
Yeah, you Roxanne
Get your face out the garbage can
Don't try to hide now since we made you a star
Come out and face it like the man you are

[Hook]
Calling her a crab

[Verse 1: Kangol Kid]
Well I'm the K-A-N-G-O-L the K-I-D
I'm on the mic rhyming well as you can all see
I got a name of a hat
As I recall, Roxanne's grandmother's head is bald
Your father's a crow, your sister's hair won't grow
Your mother's always making like the wind that blows
Your brother never think, I bet his drawers are pink
As far as I know your whole family stinks
So let the word spread that you're as good as dead
From what your man told me, you're no good in bed
So keep this all in mind, and don't step out of line
'Cause I am the master of the rhyme
They once locked a lady up until she escaped
They wasn't sure what she was, said she looked like an ape
I thought they was exaggerating, but I was wrong
'Cause the lady looks more like a King Kong
Eating her bananas, swinging on vines
Hunters come along and then they snuff her from behind
Take her to the city and they put her in the zoo
The lady gets pregnant and here comes you
Talking that mess, thinking that you're great
I knew all the time that your parents were apes
If you didn't know baby, that makes you one too
So here's some bananas, go home to your zoo
Find yourself a man, not a fairy like your father
I know you're trying hard, but you gotta try harder
'Cause calling you a crab is not a figure of speech
You're not an apple or pear, you're a bum on a beach