Knights of Cumshire (Mega Collab) Team Clutch (Ft. BlkMask, DigBar, Direlm, Hepatitis G, Jersey Turd Burglar, OppyToppy, Schlong Johnson, $ir $keet, Team Clutch, Throat Soulja, YZ Aubergine & Yung Nut)

[Verse 1: Direlm]
Ride into battle on back of a horse
With my hands on my sword and I’m 'bout to go chop
Winning this battle is not that important
As long as I get to go play with some cock
I got recruited into the King’s army
He knighted me while I was knelt on the floor
I might go play dead on the battlefield and
Hope the enemies come desecrate my corpse
I’m pounding it hard
Fuck that man so good I had ‘em on mute
And I feel like a bard
How I strum that guitar and I blow on his flute
En Guarde!
Put my meat on his meat so I’m calling it swordplay
Oh God!
Don’t be shocked, ‘cause sometimes the knights are the gays
Took a trip to a far away town to an alchemist
To go buy positions of strengthening
But I ran out of money to pay him
So I lost my clothes and just paid him in ding-a-ling
Popped the potion real quick, had similar effects to creatine
Drop my meat on his neck with the force of a God
Had that boy thinking he was gon’ get him some guillotine

[Verse 2: Yung Nut]
Walk around naked, the village’s fool
Ride on the smith, I might ride on his tool
Covered in semen, it feels like a pool
And I slept with the king, now I'm covered in drool
Won’t fuck on my booty then off with your head
Sent to the gallows he hanging you dead
Your mother, she see you, she filling with dread
But your brother’s not there ‘cause that man in my bed
The prince is so handsome, the dick is to kill
Fuck on the throne ‘cause that shit gimme thrill
He came in my ass now my booty is fill
And he's begging for more and he's hitting me still
I’m making him laugh as if I am a jester
They screaming out RANDY, the village molester
Her husband is straight, I might go ‘head and test her
I’m moaning his name and I'm screaming out “Chester”