Jurassic World Recap Rap The Warp Zone (Ft. Jesse Pepe)

[Verse 1]
Been a minute since Costa Rica
When the dinosaurs escaped
Then havoc wreaked, But
In spite of past mistakes, a billionaire sees profits
"Spare no expense!"
Maybe "Cut your losses"
Nevertheless here we go from the Midwest
Parents getting rid of both their kids for Christmas
A little walking Dino Wikipedia page
And the future sexual harassment case

Aunty BDH giving them no love
She's a busy business woman and in charge of stuff
Like this room full of people where she oversees the whole world
Listening to meta humor from the dude in New Girl
Meanwhile Pratt's out there wearing a vest
Training deadly lizards, ain't breaking a sweat
A Navy vet with manliness oozing out of his ears
Even fixes motorcycles while sipping on a beer
(Wait, Coke?)

The times, they are a changin' and who'da thunk
That this former chunky dude would turn into a hunk?

[Chorus 1]
This made Chris Pratt recognizable worldwide
(Global Star!)
No longer just the comic relief on the TV
(No more Andy Dwyer)
He had it all; Anna Faris at his side
(So perfect!)
Why they divorced, I don't understand and it still bothers me
(What the hell?!)