FAKE ID RAT BOY

[Verse 1]
I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'
'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet
I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me

[Hook](x2)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
Come here, bitch"

[Verse 2]
I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink
My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink
That now I can't afford
Because they just ran away with last week's pay
Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
This nation owes me a bit of compensation