[Verse 1]
She was all alone in this imperfect world
And was very, very lonely
Nobody really understood just how she felt
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel
Then there he was, he picked her up
And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was
[Pre-Chorus]
Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen
[Chorus 1]
Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages
No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages
Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the StairMaster
Learn to paint, or take some yoga
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster
[Verse 2]
He's been friends with her since they were five
But she's in love with some other guy
He tried to get her to feel the same way about him
But she hasn't come around yet
She was all alone in this imperfect world
And was very, very lonely
Nobody really understood just how she felt
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel
Then there he was, he picked her up
And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was
[Pre-Chorus]
Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen
[Chorus 1]
Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages
No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages
Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the StairMaster
Learn to paint, or take some yoga
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster
[Verse 2]
He's been friends with her since they were five
But she's in love with some other guy
He tried to get her to feel the same way about him
But she hasn't come around yet
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