Male Prima Donna Subtle Sexuality (Ft. Mr. Understood & Nard Dog)

[Verse 1: Kelly Kapoor]
You don't return my texts
You say my phone don't get no texts
Whatchu got, A-D-D?
Add it up, don't equal you and me
Like Shakespeare said, "To be or not to be"
Sometimes you're Romeo with me

[Pre-Chorus: Kelly Kapoor]
But if you ever leave me again
I'll down a bottle of baby aspirin
I swear, I'll do it

[Chorus: Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
You're a male Prima Donna
But I can't help but want 'cha
I'm an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in Hell and Nirvana
'Cause you're my male Prima Donna

[Verse 2: Erin Hannon]
You slammed her finger in the car door
Didn't say you're sorry, love is war
She got stitches, it really hurt
That's her blood on your Polo shirt
You're cute but you think you're blazin' hot
You're short and you think you're not