If I Had $1000000 (Live) Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmm
They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!