(I Am the Very Model of a) Scientist Salarian The 8-Bit Big Band (Ft. Will Roland)

[Verse 1]
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology

In four directions cardinal I know the blot routinery
I problem solve with tools and guns and even farm machinery
I perfectly recall your genome purine by pyrimadine
I’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom your exhibiting

[Refrain]
He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom your exhibitng!
He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom your exhibitng!
He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom your exhibit-ibit-ing!

[Verse 2]
My knowledge is prodigious though I’m stuffy and professory
I’m fluent in the Vorcha tongue and Hanar luminescery
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian

[Refrain]
His xenoscience studies range
From urban to agrarian
He is the very model of
A scientist salarian