Dimentio - It’s Showtime! Man on the Internet (Ft. Alex Beckham & Juno Songs)

[Intro: Alex Beckham]
And so I arrive!
Like news of a finger-snap wiping out half of Marvel upon an unsuspecting internet
I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions
The pleaser of crowds!
I am Dimentio!
Remember the name well

[Skit: Alex Beckham & Juno Songs]
I have always known about his nefarious goal
But I could never hope to stop him on my own
I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me!
Now do you see?
Now how about you return the favor?
I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck
Just fight by my side!
So you spit upon my offer?
You have wasted my time
For that, your game ends
I think I'll start with the green one
The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy
Shag? This mustache is all Luigi!
Leave this one to me, bro
You run ahead
You've got worlds to save
Hm!
Run for it, bro!
Okay!
Thanks, bro
Ahahahaha. How tender
I just squeezed out a tear
Yes... Mario can run along
And if he somehow manages to defeat Count Bleck on his own...
All the better!
And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!