Election 2016 Recap Rap (Trump vs Clinton) The Warp Zone (Ft. Meghan Murphy)

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More than seven years itchin' since that '08 election
Although Mrs. Clinton's mission started back in '47
Up to this year, her nomination woulda been a given
If the land of Ben & Jerry hadn't served up competition (Hello)

Ol' Bernie Sanders, the veteran senator
Left-leaner standing for the ninety-nine Percen-(a)-ters
Tried to change the game, planted revolution seeds
That revolution only overthrеw our Facebook feeds

Was a tight race through all the Primariеs and Caucuses
Iowa, New Hampshire, no pundit coulda thought of this
'Til Clinton pulled ahead, mostly thanks to Superdelegates
Then California, South Dakota, Bernie said "To Hell with This"

South Philadelphia, it took a turn
Some emails leaked and Schultz felt the Bern (Burn)
Kaine joined the ticket, 'cause I guess he was around?
Got the Democrats locked now; sit your ass down!

There's way more comin' and you bet that we got plenty
Before we choose a Chief to lead us into 2020
We'll check in with the right, but right now, sing it Demi

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Bear witness to our Democracy in action
As we elect our Commander and Chief
It's quite the process, deciding who to pick
Seems convoluted, but that's just Politics