Normal American Boy Original Broadway Cast of Bye Bye Birdie (Ft. Chita Rivera, Dick Van Dyke, Jessica Albright, Louise Quick & Vicki Belmonte)

[Reporters, spoken]
He's coming! He's coming! Conrad Birdie is coming!
Hey Conrad, how about answering a few questions?
How do you feel about joining in the Army?

[Albert, spoken]
How does he feel?
You ask how he feels?
He's much too shy to tell you
So, I'll tell you how he feels

(sung)
He feels brave and eager!
Strangely humble! Proud to be a plain GI!

[Rosie]
He will gladly face those bullets
For he's not afraid to die!

[All]
For he's a fine, upstanding, patriotic, healthy, normal
American boy!

[Albert, spoken]
And that's why he volunteered for...