Grandad’s got a bone Kevin Bloody Wilson

Paroles de la chanson Grandads Got A Bone :
The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor
He'd been wankin an fell out of his chair

An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust
Splatterin muck an guck an shit everywhere

It was all up the wall on the matron an all
It was caked on her apron an hair

And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just
Sat there with his cock in his hand.......

Ah, it couldn't ave been a worse day cos it was his
Birthday
With the rellies rallied all round his bed

Absoloutly amazed that he'd actually made another
Birthday cos he should have ben dead

With all that fuckin an fightin that he'd done in his
Life, he should have been hung years ago

By any number of blokes whose missus he's poked with
That monster he was strokin there now