I’ll Sue Ya "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
'Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!

[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!