Candy Land Violent J (Ft. Esham)

[Intro: Violent J]
"And I say, the more candy, the merrier, so fuck Mom and Dad. And now, boys and girls, I hope you're ready for a wondrous adventure into a world full of lots and lots of candy"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Throw  your hands up, clap twice, then stomp
It's  me and Grandma Nut in the molasses swamp
I'm seein' waterfalls pourin' up chocolate s'mores
I left that bitch floatin' and hit the peppermint forest
Lollipop  trees all in the gumdrop mountains
There  I saw Jolly Molly sittin' on a nut pop
She told me she was lookin' for the Kool-Aid man
'Cause  he stuck his Tootsie Roll in her fillin' hole and ran
I didn't give a damn, I bit her head off vicious
That rich nougat cookie dough ho is delicious
Now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops
And  sell sugarcane to donuts and lemon drops
Here it rains Tic Tacs and snows ice cream scoops
And fools get shot up with peanuts and fuckin' dunked into goop
So bring your sweet tooth, bitch, I'ma coat it in pain
And all you sugar-free flakes ain't the same, I'm talkin' 'bout

[Chorus: Violent J]
Candy Land, Candy Land
Let's make a run for Candy Land
Candy Land, Candy Land
Maybe we can hook up with the Candy Man
Candy Land, Candy Land
Let's make a run for Candy Land
Candy Land, Candy Land
Maybe we can hook up with the Candy Man