Return to Camp Granada Allan Sherman

Hello muddah, hello fadduh
I am back at Camp Grenada
And I'm writing you this letter
Just to say my compound fracture's getting better

No one here knows where my trunk is
And my bunk is where the skunk is
And the food this year's improving
All the little black things in it are not moving

Our camp nurse is quite a swimmer
She says swimming makes you slimmer
Her name's Mrs. Pellagrini
Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?

All the bathrooms have such thin doors
Gee I'd wish they'd move them indoors
We're all tired of Mother Goose here
So next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here

Let me stay, oh muddah, fadduh
Let me stay I love Grenada
Every night the campfire's really keen
Oh ma please send some unguintine

Let me stay, out here in
Muddah nature's land
And tiptoe through the tulips grand
To leave would be a shame
Besides, I'd miss the poker game