If You Were A Country Girl Demps

[Intro]
If you were a country
If you were a country girl
If you were a country
If you were a country girl

[Verse 1]
You'd take his pictures off the wall and you'd smash it
Get to flying off the Jack handle batshit
Run and get the shotgun underneath the mattress
Point it at his tailgate, pull the trigger at it
You'd take a buck knife, slash up his truck tires
When he ain't looking you'd go push him in a bonfire
You'd put a copperhead up in his bed
Cover up his back porch floor with some barbed wire
Wouldn't be lying 'round watching no heartbreak Hallmark TV
(Bitching 'bout him leaving)
And you damn sure wouldn't be crying into your martini
(You'd bе getting even)

[Chorus]
If you wеre a country
If you were a country girl
If you were a country
If you were a country girl