PinkEye Jay Eazy

[Chorus]
I farted on your pillow, I was tryna give you pinkeye
Cause I don't want you looking at nobody else but me
Hopped out your window, so you don't think I'm a sick guy
Good news is you'll be able to smell me when you sleep
I'm obsessed, I know
I will duck Five-O
Just to see my boo
Even though you're with my bro
I've been sharing with him, since I was 5'2"

[Verse]
I saw your mom the other day
Shawty made me laugh
She gave me a dirty look
Throwing out the trash
I know she's been getting on your nerves
Heard the argument from last night
Take it from ya boy
Tell her "blow you like a bagpipe"
Sorry, that was mad white
Humor so dark you can't see it with a flashlight
But I think she need to act right
Though, we never spoke
Swear I met you in my past life (ooh)
And you know how to dress
I like that in a girl (in a girl)
Girl, let me see the whole outfit
Yeah, just give it a twirl