A Christmisunderstanding (Demo) Jam Mechanics (Ft. The Narcissist Cookbook)

Hello! We were just wondering if you would write a Christmas song for us
Uh, y-- Christmas song, sure. Yeah
Yes. Traditional, old values
Got it
Yule logs on the fire
Cool
That sort of thing
A return to a golden age
Perfect. So doable, okay

It's the moment of the midwinter, the time of yule
Throw a log on the fire, and let it burn
Every crackle and spark will represent
A baby pig or a calf to be born next year
Yeah!
What? No no no

No-n-n-no-no, wha-wh-what's-- what's that?
That's what the yule log was; uh--you throw the--
No
--yule log on thе fire
No. Later than that! Later than that!
Latеr
Later
Okay, so... like a holy time, who's been naughty, who's been nice
Yes
That sorta thing
Exactly. Exactly
Okay