PUMPKIN MAN Nick Lutsko

[Chorus]
Wasting away... dreaming about Pumpkin Man
The greeting card companies won't take him seriously
They don't give a damn, a damn about Pumpkin Man
I spent my life savings commissioning this rendering

[Verse]
He'll sneak into your home once the kids are asleep
And ensure that the candies are wrapped properly
Then he'll take a small taste just to prove that it's safe
And leave sopping wet pumpkin seeds all over the place

[Chorus]
Wasting my day... building the Pumpkin Man
His costume is made out of pumpkins I found in the street
They don't have the balls to put him in shopping malls
I'll die proving he has untapped marketability

[Bridge]
Sleep now, children, Pumpkin Man's
Gonna touch your candy with wet hands
He'll sneak into your room at night
Once mom & dad turn out the lights

Pumpkin Man shares pumpkin seeds
With boys & girls on every street