Burritos Sublime

[Verse 1]
I don't want to go and party
I don't want to shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggy for a walk
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I don't want to do a bong load
And go and wrench on the car
I don't want to hose the dog shit down
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed

[Chorus]
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

[Post-Chorus]
Keep on skankin', Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming for us all to pay, hey

[Verse 2]
I don't want to watch no porno
And I don't want to play guitar
I don't want to spank the monkey
I don't want to go down to the corner bar