[Intro]
Reporting live outside of the well known building, BangBros Capital
Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S
About sightings of a figure named "Big Dick Randy"
He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people
And putting up posters of asses being ripped off
He is also writing on random walls the words; "Randy is coming for that ass and candy, nigga"
Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween, although it looks like nowhere is safe
[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man it's 2023 and Big Dick Randy coming back
And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack
If you see that nigga comin', better run like you in track
He a big scary nigga, man he 7 foot and black
He don't joke around he don't fucking play
He gon' run off wit' yo butt and eat it up like a buffet
You'll be trick or treating hanging out, thinking it's okay
And then he'll run up on you, snatch yo butt, and run the other way
And there's niggas out here thinking it's a fucking game
Since the day that Randy got me I ain't been the fuckin' same
Snatch me up and made me disappear just like he David Blane
That nigga ever get you this the only way to get away
Look him in the face, and start moanin' out his fuckin' name
He gon' start shaking, break his grip and then you run away
He gon' keep that candy, you'll be lucky to take some away
Reporting live outside of the well known building, BangBros Capital
Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S
About sightings of a figure named "Big Dick Randy"
He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people
And putting up posters of asses being ripped off
He is also writing on random walls the words; "Randy is coming for that ass and candy, nigga"
Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween, although it looks like nowhere is safe
[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man it's 2023 and Big Dick Randy coming back
And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack
If you see that nigga comin', better run like you in track
He a big scary nigga, man he 7 foot and black
He don't joke around he don't fucking play
He gon' run off wit' yo butt and eat it up like a buffet
You'll be trick or treating hanging out, thinking it's okay
And then he'll run up on you, snatch yo butt, and run the other way
And there's niggas out here thinking it's a fucking game
Since the day that Randy got me I ain't been the fuckin' same
Snatch me up and made me disappear just like he David Blane
That nigga ever get you this the only way to get away
Look him in the face, and start moanin' out his fuckin' name
He gon' start shaking, break his grip and then you run away
He gon' keep that candy, you'll be lucky to take some away
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