[Verse 1]
Hello, did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
Pick the sweetcorn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
[Verse 2]
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
Come take a piece of me
[Chorus]
If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
[Verse 3]
Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Hello, did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
Pick the sweetcorn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
[Verse 2]
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
Come take a piece of me
[Chorus]
If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
[Verse 3]
Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
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