People Will Say We’re in Love Oklahoma! - 1998 Royal National Theatre Cast (Ft. Hugh Jackman & Josefina Gabriele)

[LAUREY]
Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?

[CURLY]
Why do the neighbors chatter all day, behind their doors?

[LAUREY]
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist, a practical list of "don't's" for you

[CURLY, spoken]
Uh-huh

[LAUREY]
Don't throw bouquets at me
Don't please my folks too much

[CURLY, spoken]
Aunt Eller?

[LAUREY]
Don't laugh at my jokes too much
People will say we're in love

[CURLY, spoken]
Who laughs at your jokes?