MHB Mac Miller

[Mitch Hedberg]
You know when you go to a concert, and it's, like, punk rock music or somethin'
And the kids get on stage, and they jump into the crowd
It's called "stage diving", right?
Some people think that's dangerous. But not me
Because humans are made out of ninety-five percent water
So the audience is five percent away from a pool
Hey, welcome back
Uh, we're back with a comedian. Why?
'Cause we need to laugh as much as we need to learn
And we get a lot of stress, so this helps kind of, like, eliminate a lot of it
And it's healthy for you, laughter's the best medicine
Welcome Mitch Hedberg
How you doin', [?]
Good to see ya
Good to see you
[?] Letterman stint, uh, I saw you a couple times on Letterman
Yeah, I just did it for the third time a couple days ago
Third time?
Yeah
Now let's talk about this, take me through your background, will you? You kinda grew up and, what, age twelve was your first appearance... on stage?
I— Oh, on stage. Yeah, I was gonna say, I appeared at age zero, but, you know, my first stage appearance was twelve, man
You know, when you were doin' that thing at the beginning at the show where you were talkin' about my story
It sounded way more inspirational than I ever thought it was, I kinda got tears in my eyes for a minute
I realized things are going pretty good for me
You accomplished a lot. Talk about when you were a cook for years, and, and, how you made the transition
Well, I used to be infatuated with the grill when I was a busboy
I would watch these guys cook, and, you know, I finally achieved my dream of becoming a cook, which was really easy
'Cause all I had to do was tell the manager, "Hey man, do you mind if I cook?" And he said yeah, you know, so it was easy to achieve that dream, and—
No, no, [?]
Is that cool? [?]
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