[Verse 1]
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother
Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2
My neighbor's babysitter
Dated three of the guys in Mötley Crüe
I swear Jack Nicholson
Looked right at me at a Lakers game
[Chorus]
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Ooh wee!
[Verse 2]
Check it out
I bought a secondhand toaster
From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an e-mail from the prince of Nigeria
Well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well, guess what? My birthday and Kim Kardashian's
Are exactly the same
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother
Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2
My neighbor's babysitter
Dated three of the guys in Mötley Crüe
I swear Jack Nicholson
Looked right at me at a Lakers game
[Chorus]
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Ooh wee!
[Verse 2]
Check it out
I bought a secondhand toaster
From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an e-mail from the prince of Nigeria
Well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well, guess what? My birthday and Kim Kardashian's
Are exactly the same
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