[Intro: Announcer (Nice Peter)]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Mitt Romney vs Barack Obama!
Begin!
[Mitt Romney]
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super PACs
We all know what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
You see this silver spoon? This dug Mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%
You feel that, Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious businessman, 'cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face
[Barack Obama]
They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You got the momma jeans, and a Mr. Fantastic face
So rich and white, it's like I'm running 'gainst a cheesecake!
Republicans need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt
I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package (Haha!)
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (Two terms!) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
'Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Mitt Romney vs Barack Obama!
Begin!
[Mitt Romney]
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super PACs
We all know what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
You see this silver spoon? This dug Mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%
You feel that, Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious businessman, 'cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face
[Barack Obama]
They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You got the momma jeans, and a Mr. Fantastic face
So rich and white, it's like I'm running 'gainst a cheesecake!
Republicans need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt
I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package (Haha!)
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (Two terms!) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
'Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass
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