Toys Dan Bull

[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo
...yo-yo

[Verse 1]
I knew I was a fully grown man, a true bloke
The moment I moved over to LEGO from DUPLO
I was beautifully naive, a little Rousseau
I didn't follow instructions, to this day I rarely do so
It's true, bro, back then I never had a Cluedo
That I was musical, I didn't do sports, I was too slow
There was no sudoku, I did lots of crosswords
Wordsearches, Where's Wally and dot to dots
No aerial in the TV, so there wasn't a lot to watch
My parents played with me, in a way to please Doctor Spock
To my mom and my dad I'm honoured to have, I want to just thank you
With your support I'm rolling on top of the track like Thomas the Tank do

[Chorus]
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played, my imagination wouldn't be the same

[Verse 2]
Before I could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop
I had football stickers in a nice little deck that I swapped
Collecting the Pogs and I had loads of Tazos
No notion it was only a passing fad though
Nothing could distract me from the task in hand
Racking all my little cars up into one massive traffic jam
I wasn't a massive fan of Action Man
That lacked the tactics Dan was after
Tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan
See the scene, a sea of green plastic army men
Amassed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery
No need to make a Tracy Island, I had one in the first place
And that was F.A.B
A fucking awesome birthday!