Fight Me at Mass Rubberbandits

Look, your honour, this is what happened
So there I was anyway, right?
And I was in church, right? I was in local church
Because I'd just come back from Benidorm
And I needed to confess some sins
So I was looking for a priest to confess some sins to
Minding my own business
And anyway, across the way there's this little schoolboy, teenager
Looking at me pure smart
Looking, making funny faces like I'm a fool
So I leaned into his ear and I said

Fight me at Mass

Fight me at Mass
In front of the class
Lent is upon us and I don't want to fast

Fight me at Mass
It'll be a mad laugh
Scars across your face from the bishop's staff

Fight me at Mass
I won't let you pass
Embrace me in anger and smash the stained glass