Stand Up Comedy Alex Schor

[Chorus]
Hey, (Hey) what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-

[Verse 1]
I'm not even funny, they just laugh 'cause I'm dumb as hell
I'm a broke boy stealing coins out the wishing well
All driven like a Ram truck, that's my personnel
I just wanna touch two M's like how summer's spelled (Woo)
Oof, man, I want a couple bands
I'm AC at the North Pole, I got too many fans
That girl so bad, you couldn't begin to understand
Call me Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem-ing in my pants
I wanna touch myself but I’m in public
So I can’t be out here touching myself
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just in love with myself
Hold up, wait, damn, that’s kind of the same thing (Yeah)
W- w- walk in, I'm hella fly, y'all maggots
Sex or a dad, for both, I don't have it (Ayy)
Haha, that's a joke, I'm Bob Saget
They like, "How you get rich?", I robbed f- (Woah) old people

[Bridge]
Y’all thought I was gonna say it
Nah, hahaha
Man, that would end my entire career
Didn't even start yet, (Agh)