Dr. Hackenbush Groucho Marx

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[Intro: Choir]

So this is Dr. Hackenbush, the famous medico
You're welcome Dr. Hackenbush!
(If that's the case, I'll go)
Oh no, you mustn't go!
(Who said I mustn't go?
The only reason that I came is so that I can go)

[Chorus: Hackenbush]

I'm Dr. Hackenbush
My medical standing's very high
Well anyways, ladies and gentlemen I
Am Dr. Hackenbush
(He's Dr. Hackenbush!)
I'm Dr. Hackenbush
As a matter of fact, to be exact
I'm Dr. Hackenbush

[Verse 1: Hackenbush]

(I'm sure that they'd all like to hear
Some facts about your great career)
Although my horn I hate to blow
There's one thing that you ought to know
[Chorus: Hackenbush]

I'm Dr. Hackenbush
Which all my friends will verify
Well anyways, ladies and gentlemen I
Am Dr. Hackenbush
(He's Dr. Hackenbush!)
I'm Dr. Hackenbush
You never would guess, but nevertheless
I'm Dr. Hackenbush!

[Verse 2: Hackenbush]

For ailments abdominal, my charge is a nominal
Though I'm great for, I've a rate for tonsillectomy
Sick and healthy, poor and wealthy, come direct to me
"Oh, God bless you!" they yell
When I send them home well
But they never, no they never send a check to me

I've won a claim for curing ills, both in the north and south
You'll find my name just like my pills: In everybody's mouth
I've never lost a case (he's never lost a case!)
I've lost a lot of patience but I've never lost a case

My diagnosis never fails, I know just what to do
Whenever anybody ails, I'm sympathetic too
My heart within me melts (his heart within him melts!)
No matter what I treat them for, they die from something else