You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Cyndi Lauper (Ft. Vince Gill)

You're the reason I'm riding 'round on recapped tires
And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
But looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
But looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But, I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need
'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
But looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But, I love you just the same