Mount St. Helens is about to Blow Up Bill Wurtz

[Verse 1]
Mount St. Helens is about to blow up
And it's gonna be a fine, swell day
Everything's gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey
All of my friends, family, and animals are probably going to run away
But me, I'm feeling curious, so I think I just might stay

[Verse 2]
The Dow Jones just fell down to zero and it's gonna be a fine, swell day
And I wonder if it's gonna be as good a day as yesterday
All of these business suits that I've just purchased
Gonna have to throw them all away
And slip into something more reasonable and then dance the night away

[Bridge 1]
I'm riding a pony
Into the sunset
Everything's green and gold
So I'm not in hell yet
And the people who work in my office went on vacation
'Cause they say that I haven't been paying them very much anymore

[Verse 3]
Mount St. Helens has a pretty cool gift shop
And I haven't been there in a while
And I've been wondering if it's even still there?
And the climate has been changing
And soon it's gonna change more
And we'll figure out all of the details in climate change court