We Like Sportz The Lonely Island

[Intro: Jorma and Akiva]
Hello?
Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
No - the game's on
Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there

[Chorus: Jorma and Akiva]
We like sports and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sports and we don't care who knows
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

[Verse 1: Jorma and Akiva]
The game is starting, everyone is here
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guys hanging out having fun
Right guy number two? Yeah, guy number one
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sports with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single, double, triple, homerun
For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy
He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve