The Lazy Song Parody Bart Baker

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Just wanna jerk in my bed (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Don't feel like picking up my cell
'Cause I'll be jerking off like hell
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Post-Chorus]
Just jerking off

[Verse 1]
Gonna kick my shoes off, then pull down my pants
Find some good porn, then lube up my hands
Hope I don't get caught by Mom again (It's called "knocking")
Get a text from my Dad, In the middle of twerking
Put it out my mind, but it really ain't workin'
Now I'm thinking 'bout my fuckin' Dad (Goddamnit!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, yes, I'm rubbin'
I'm tuggin', I think I'm 'bout to blast

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Just wanna jerk in my bed (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah)
Don't feel like picking up my cell
'Cause I'll be jerking off like hell
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything