Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina South Park

[Trinidad Medical Center, day. A very modern, futuristic-looking building is seen behind the sign. Inside, a doctor approaches a patient]

DOCTOR:
Hello, Mr. Garrison, I'm Dr. Biber. I'll be performing your surgery today.

MR. GARRISON:
[on the Hospital bed, his legs on stirrups] God bless you, Doctor. I know you'll make me well again.

DR. BIBER:
Now, you're absolutely sure you want a vaginoplasty?

MR. GARRISON:
My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's Body. A sex-Change Operation is my last Chance at happiness.

DR. BIBER:
All right, then let's begin. [POV changes to Mr. Garrison looking down past his groin. A Nurse hands Dr. Biber a scalpel] Just relax, Mr. Garrison. I think if more People could just see a sex-Change Operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is. The first Thing I'm going to do is slice your balls. [bends down to slice open Mr. Garrison's nutsack - a live slice is shown]

MR. GARRISON:
Ough, ergh. Eww. [his eyes remain shut for the Duration of the operation]

DR. BIBER:
With the scrotum open, I can now discard of your testicles.

MR. GARRISON:
So Long, balls. [the vas deferens is shown being cut in two, severing the testicle from the rest of the Body. A Nurse dabs Dr. Biber's forehead with a towel to remove any sweat there]