Hotel Expressionism The Streets

[Intro: Tony Mitchell]
Ahh, the fine art of hotel expressionism
Pen a sentiment with the kettle and condiments
Compose your mood using the soap and your shoe
The minibar can be part of the art also

[Chorus: Mike Skinner & Example]
The fine art of hotel expressionism
Pen a sentiment with the kettle and condiments
Compose your mood using the soap and your shoe
The minibar can be part of the art

[Verse 1: Mike Skinner & Teddy Mitchell]
In the early hours of a blurry hotel
You meet guests and venture quest with them
My word is word if you yearn success in hotel expressionism
Stay away from small boutique hotels
So when wrecked, there's no victim
I've been ejected from hotels that
When I'm checking in, will swear to be with it
Man, I'm not some prank vandal
Swinging the TV about at random
Attached to the lamp stand for a handle
Is the art of action through crafted illusion
Tediously mischief from raking
Or just full up, we'd hide from enemy pages
Throwing the TV out the window, mate
Is nothing clear of weak cliche
It's vandalism and expressionist we keenly disassociate it
I'm talking incontrovertible
Structural damage human injury, real mayhem