Dance Like an Idiot Lemon Demon

One cold December night back in 1984
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

Well I know it's not generally considered very cool
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
But now that's just a guideline, not a rule

I've been making my way through the danceclub scene
Been trying it out, it's my brand new routine
And it's catching on big, it's so hot it's obscene

So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot

You might wanna eat a lot of sugar first
Have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
Then step into the crowd, and give it your worst

No matter what you do, you can't go wrong
You can dance like an idiot all night long
As long as you've got no rhythm, you're going strong