Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It Only Murders in the Building – Cast (Ft. Steve Martin)

Three little babes in their bassinets
Angelic little triplets or triple threats?
They might have fooled the others, but they won't fool me
It's time to give these teething, seething three
The third degree

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Who of the crew could commit this crime?
Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?
It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme
Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?
Will a baby get tried for matricide?
Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you or you or you to admit it
So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick triplеt did it

Penelope in pink surе is making quite a stink
Is she trying to throw me off the scent?
Though she bats her little eyes, is she a killer in disguise
With a diaper full of criminal intent?

Preening Patrick is pernicious with an appetite so vicious
He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer
But could that rotten tot be behind this evil plot
Baby-stepping towards a murderous career?