Staying in Anthem CollegeHumor (Ft. Jamal Warren)

I decided to stay in tonight
While my friends are out having good times
Gonna try and get some work done
While my friends are all having fun
Try to organize my bathroom shelf
Quickly give up and just Google myself
Gonna read my old blog posts
Shit, I think I just saw a ghost

Staying home on a Friday night
Here kitty kitty, she likes to hide
Contemplate a Tumblr feed
Looking for reality shows to stream
Where you at? I got to know
Sweat pants, pit stains, like a hobo
Half veggie, half cheese Domino’s
Here’s the money, please don’t go

Yo! I’m running through thesе dragons like Baggins
I’m sending emails from my phonе
So no one knows I’m home alone
By myself, yeah, it’s my buttons are poppin'
Peeing and pooping with the bathroom door open

Party rocking in my house tonight
Gonna try out my new book light
Try to watch a documentary
But it’s foreign so I fall asleep
I’m so lonely I could live tweet
Fill up all my friends’ Twitter feeds
And I think I’m starting to regret
Is Dakota Fanning 18 yet?