Cupid Jack Stauber's Micropop

[Intro]
(Wah, wah, wah, wah)
(Wah, wah, wah, wah)
(Wah, wah, wah, wah)
(Wah, wah)

[Verse 1]
Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)
And a dollar for the bus back home

[Verse 2]
Oh, euthanize my heartbeat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
Relax and pour in the concrete (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
The deified love meat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
Madonna, oh, rare fauna (Wah, wah)
Pack your horror, ride the bus alone

[Bridge]
How can, Cupid
How could you be so cru-u-u-u-uel?
How can, Cupid
How could you be so?