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The Passion of Ruckus - The Boondocks
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The Passion of Ruckus The Boondocks

The Passion of Ruckus - The Boondocks
Scene in Clouds

Ruckus: My stars and God , president Ronald Reagan my hero! Is this heaven?

Ronald Reagan: Not just heaven Ruckus, white heaven. you see there are many different types of people ruckus, so God created many separate but, well, for the most part, equal heavens

Ruckus: You don't say?

Ronald Reagan: White Heaven is for decent, good, God-fearing Christians who just happen to, well, hate everyone and everything relating to black people. That means no Muhammad Ali, no hip-hop music and no fucking Jesse Jackson

Ruckus: What about Whoopi Goldberg?

Reagan: Nope

Ruckus: Ohhh! This is Heaven!

Reagan: Turns out that god really doesn't have that much of a problem with racism: he doesn't even remember slavery, except in February. Personally, I hate black people Ruckus. That's why I did everything I could to make their lives miserable: crack? me. AIDS? me. Reaganomics? c'mon, I'm in the name. And God has rewarded me, you know why Ruckus?

Ruckus: Uh, Cause two niggas and two quarters don't add up to a dolla?

Reagan: Well that, and because god loves white people. And if you teach everyone on earth to love the white man, you too can join us in white heaven

Ruckus [waking from DREAM]: Oh Oh Oh, praise white God!

Cue Intro
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