Cardiff Ugly Duckling

[Intro Sample]
(And now ladies and gentlemen...)

[Andy Cooper]
Here we go with an energy burst
Disbursed into a room like
We're gonna be in your town soon
So if you wanna hear a rap band
Who can drop the bomb like the Gap Band
Then we got you covered like an afghan
Half man, half cat, raps off the hinges
A knuckle head cringes as if I had syringes
I'm not a doctor but I brought the right dosage
To mend 'em and send 'em on their way like postage

[Dizzy Dustin]
I got the audience noddin their head
Like a foreigner pretending that he knows what I said
With both mics checked, two techs and a Vestax
Blowin' up the set, make it hard for the next act
Never in the daylight, call me Dracula
Flippin' like a spatula once I get the stage mic
Wouldn't leave a page white, I write on
And the crowd stays hype even when I'm gone

[Hook V.1.]
I wish I was in Cardiff, they know how to rock
But what about Austin, they were goin off
Don't forget Belfast, they were top notch
C'mon everybody let's flop