Jumpin’ Humpin’ Hip Hypocrite Bob Seger

[Intro]
Well, hey

[Verse 1]
Got my hands in my back pocket
I'm a jumpin'
Unscrewin' the light from the socket
And I'd rather stand than sit
Puttin' all the people in the dark
Tellin' everyone good night, bye bye
I put the sigh out
Took them on a back road ride
Carryin' the truth in my back pocket
My hands are holdin' it down
I've been waitin' for people to ask me
What have you found? (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I was dead before a hot bed gypsy
She held my head
And fought with my boots 'til my eyes turned red
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
Oh, I'd rather stand than sit
I've been down to the gutter
But then I've lived on honey and butter
But with me your life's a game
A game I'm called insane
I'm not the one to blame
I'm called insane