Ragged But Right Jerry Lee Lewis

I just called up to tell you I'm rugged but right
Ramblin' man, a gamblin' man, I'm free every night
I eat a porterhouse steak three times a day, I got my board
That's more than any mother-humper in Memphis can afford
Got a big electric fan that keeps me cool while I sleep
Mattress full of dollar bills to tickle my feet
I meet 'em, I cheat 'em, I love 'em, I leave 'em, I break 'em in right
Tell you boys, The Killer's rugged but he's right

[Instrumental Break]
Yeah
Everybody help me!

Just called up to tell you, I'm rugged but I'm right
A ramblin' mother-humper, I'm free every night
Eat a porterhouse steak-a three times a day, got my board
That's more than any cat in this ol' town can afford
I got a big air conditioner that keeps The Killer cool while he sleeps
Mattress full of dollar bills to tickle my feet
I meet 'em, I cheat 'em, break 'em in right! They like it
I called 'em up to tell 'em I'm rugged but I'm right, yes I am

[Instrumental Break]
Little ragtime now, a ragtime mother-humper
Aww! Little New Orleans style
[Whistling]