You Can Call Me Al (Paul Simon) The London Symphony Orchestra

A man walks down the street
He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard!
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption!
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard .....

Bonedigger, Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away, my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore ....

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al!

A man walks down the street
He says, Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And whoa, my nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is ....
Gone ...... gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl
All along .... along ....
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations .....