[Verse 1 - Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon]
Did you chart course?
To the best and likable Guardian of the Galaxy: the mother-effin' Star-Lord?
I take pirates and ravage 'em, then make it look like an artform
How I'm sending them starboard!
That measly craft can't even travel through space!
The off-and-on-again captain of wooden planks and some crates!
C'mon, it's not even fun; I shoot a blast and it breaks!
Lookin' like something that Groot could ask on a date!
I understand 'ya, Captain Hook; we couldn't be savvier
You don't care about the loot unless there's booze insidе!
Maybe if you hadn't got that "Moves Like Jaggеr" stagger
Then you wouldn't have been practically Marooned Five times!
And if he was mute, then he
Would have more gold, less mutinies!
I track two deaths between you and me
So back off, or we can shoot for three!
I hope that eyeliner you're rocking is waterproof
Or when I make you cry, I bet you'll look like Rocket Raccoon! (Aw, screw you!)
Speaking of, tell Barbossa I said
Unless he wants to hop home, he should cover that leg!
This giant perv's worth a jar of dirt!
All this water, and he'd still die of thirst!
I'm not gonna be the first to give him a curse!
Yeah, Sparrow overboard, because I'm flipping the bird!
Did you chart course?
To the best and likable Guardian of the Galaxy: the mother-effin' Star-Lord?
I take pirates and ravage 'em, then make it look like an artform
How I'm sending them starboard!
That measly craft can't even travel through space!
The off-and-on-again captain of wooden planks and some crates!
C'mon, it's not even fun; I shoot a blast and it breaks!
Lookin' like something that Groot could ask on a date!
I understand 'ya, Captain Hook; we couldn't be savvier
You don't care about the loot unless there's booze insidе!
Maybe if you hadn't got that "Moves Like Jaggеr" stagger
Then you wouldn't have been practically Marooned Five times!
And if he was mute, then he
Would have more gold, less mutinies!
I track two deaths between you and me
So back off, or we can shoot for three!
I hope that eyeliner you're rocking is waterproof
Or when I make you cry, I bet you'll look like Rocket Raccoon! (Aw, screw you!)
Speaking of, tell Barbossa I said
Unless he wants to hop home, he should cover that leg!
This giant perv's worth a jar of dirt!
All this water, and he'd still die of thirst!
I'm not gonna be the first to give him a curse!
Yeah, Sparrow overboard, because I'm flipping the bird!
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