The Trews (Rap for Russell Brand) Dan Bull

[Hook]
News is the tool that is abused to fool
You and to leave you scared and confused
Trews is like the news if the news was true
I want some trews! Let's have some trews!

[Verse 1]
(How'd you dooo?)
It's David unbiased v Goliath of liars
It's coming straight from the highest
Rapacious place of deniers
Who might just break in the face of defiance
Making alliance, spread like contagion and viruses
Violent fires and riots are not the way that we make them retire
Nah, we make it a science
Changing the minds of the nation
Break the supply and the chain should
Fade and then dry up, deny the paper Messiah
And face him straight in the eye
And I proclaim it a triumph (Elementary!)
You haven't got to be Sherlock to see
That Rupert Murdoch's obscene
A dude that murders the meaning
Of truth and turns it to green
They serve a political agenda
Take words and then stick them in a blender
Never give a shit on whether it'll offend you
Outing a gay politician as a bender
We discussed it, we're disgusted!
Given up on even trying to trust it
Step on up and get a better look
As I chuck a mega left hook at Rebekah Brooks
No punches pulled, don't pull the wool over Bull
You won't fool us all, we've no senses dulled
You, you've no sense at all