Sound Man/Low Fidelity Car Seat Headrest

Part 1: Sound Man

[Intro]
What?

[Verse 1]
This microphone shocks my lips
Am I being judged?
These cable cords catch my feet
Am I about to fall?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
He is a simple man, he has a simple plan
He wants to make things sound beautiful
But he can't take the stage, he can't contain his rage
He's got the monitors all the way up

[Chorus]
He is the sound man (The sound man)
He is the sound bands make (He is the sound man)
And he gives sound advice (He is the sound man)
He is the sound bands make (He is the sound man)
And he's got me down flat

[Verse 2]
In the studio, can't take his headphones off
Although they hurt his head, he smokes a cig instead
On the radio, he points and says "that's me!"
Although I did not seem struck dumb or anything