Connie Checks The Mic Connie Converse

[spoken]

I have the volume all the way up to... nine
And I’m on in...put two
And I’m speaking within about an inch of the microphone, and getting
A meter reading of only about one

Hello?
Hello

Now, I have
The microphone on, uh, I have the volume on five
And... uh, I have the microphone in input one
And I’m getting a reading
Of up — as far as two
I’m going to turn it up now to... seven and see what happens

Now... now I’m on seven
And I’m getting... I
Have... I have the microphone about eight inches away
And it’s going way up. I’m getting a very good response
I’m going to, uh, pause a minute and try the microphone
Oh, about, uh, put the microphone down
Well, no, I can’t do that

I’m holding the microphone now, well, a good foot away
And I’m getting readings up, uh
As far as, well, five
And I have the volume set at seven